July242014

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via conniferusblack)

1AM
spirit-dweller:

Warsaw, Poland

spirit-dweller:

Warsaw, Poland

(via conniferusblack)

1AM

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

July232014

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via conniferusblack)

July222014
funnyordie:

Animal Fact of the Day

funnyordie:

Animal Fact of the Day

3PM

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

(via sleepyheadfannibal17)

2AM
“Suddenly, all at once, she knows, knows that he doesn’t understand her, that he never will, that he lacks the power to understand such perverseness. And that he can never move fast enough to catch her.” Marguerite Duras, The Lover (via larmoyante)

(via peachesandxanax)

2AM

[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

(Source: ex0skeletal, via katieoftara)

2AM
2AM
hopeslostpages:

eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

hopeslostpages:

eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

(Source: danielodowd, via fac-fortia-et-patere)

2AM
bookriot:

Ever had to move with a ton of books?
Here are 8 tips for making it a little easier.

bookriot:

Ever had to move with a ton of books?

Here are 8 tips for making it a little easier.

(via katieoftara)

2AM

spooktre:

Are cats even real?

(Source: shanedora, via philosophicalmarinahazel)

2AM

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(via katieoftara)

2AM

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via coryup)

2AM

bookdrunkinlove:

Why are there no hot tattooed book nerds trying to holler at me? Come on.

(via adrift-inaworld-ofmyown)

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